By Tom Peters
Businesses do a lot of dumb things. Here are 19:
1. The pursuit of synergy. It rarely works. Most mergers
are lame excuses for the failure to create genuinely new
products, services and markets.
2. The belief in strategic plans. The best companies let
100 flowers bloom - pick the winners from among the hardiest
of the sprouts.
3. The more time you spend planning, the less time you'll
need to spend on implementation. Almost never the case!
Ready. Fire. Aim. That's the approach taken by businesses I
most respect.
4. Great products will sell themselves. Rubbish! In a
market full of contenders, hardball hustling is a must.
5. Great advertising can save mediocre products. Rubbish
redux. Pour money into support of great products, legendary
ad man David Ogilvy says, but don't waist a dime trying to
advertise a ho-hum product into prominence.
6. Trainem and they'll leave. Sick! It's like
saying, "Treat people decently and they'll screw you.''
Treat people well - respect, responsibility, big-time
training, independence - and youll have a superior
work force........Period
7. Bring back the good old days. What good old days? The
segregated toilets I grew up with'? Autocratic front-line
supervisors? Yes today's economic conditions set ones
head spinning. But no way would I trade 1994 for 1954.
8. Bosses should be paid more than those who report to
them. Oprah makes more than her producers, and all-star
performers in general should draw all-star salaries - in
information systems, personnel, marketing, research and
development. Obvious, eh?
9. Do it right the first time. Candidate for the dumbest
statement ever uttered by a human. You don't do anything new
or interesting right the first time.
10. Don't make the same mistake twice. Wannabe second
dumbest statement. In pursuit of significant improvement, we
make the same mistakes over and over.
11. Business is serious stuff. Hogwash. Business is a
part of the human circus. It's about reckless tries and
unbridled passion.
12. Total quality management should be the umbrella for
all improvement efforts. If there's a single "it" in
business, it's innovation, not TQM.
13. Market research is a must. How about a must-not? "The
customer is a rearview mirror," says George Colony of
Forrester Research, "not a guide to the future."
14. "People" don't want change. Change is a pain. But we
all seek it. Humankind has two basic and equally strong
needs - stability and change.
15.. "They" can't handle change. Of course "they" can.
They do from 5 p.m. to 9 a.m. It's the 9 a.m.-to 5 p.m.
part, when bosses think for them, that I worry about.
16. The average person is not creative. Again, just look
a their off-hours activities.
17. Job descriptions and organization charts are
essential road maps. Nonsense! Job descriptions are "no"
guides - don't do this, don't go there. Org charts suggest
hard wiring in a world that demands fluidity.
18. Regulation is a nuisance. True, but most of the
things regulated in the workplace offer first-class
opportunities. The disabled make fabulous employees. Safety
breeds quality. Environmentally clean operations attract top
workers. To bad, we need to legislate such stuff.
19. Foreigners play unfairly. Sure, others do a number on
us from time to time (As we do to them - Americas
markets are hardly barrier free.). But mostly, those who try
to cheat us end up cheating themselves. Open markets add to
local competitiveness. Just ask Detroit.